Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
If you really hate me that much, you need to stop letting me put my penis inside of you. It sends the wrong message.
Told a girl i wanted to feel her bellybutton from the inside... I need to learn how to flirt
based on the size of her vibrator, i'm going to be a huge disappointment
yea i guess its safe to say fire extinguishers are not synonymous with whip cream cans
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
Yeah I'm a responsible adult man but I legally unbind myself from anything that occurred that evening and am in no way responsible for those actions.
i shit in a pringles can and hid it somewhere in your house....happy hunting
She was lying on the table chugging back something when the table broke
She kept going
did the fire alarm go off at the party last night I kind of remember a fire alarm noise
omg omg i ripped it out of the ceiling omg
You motherfucker. I just had an MRI with a penny under my boob.
30-degree weather + Metal Cockring Monday = really hard to pee.
I think our maternal nature is best focused on grown ass men and cats.
Oh, did your mom say anything else about my butt?
Turns out naked yoga wasn't a pickup line. I feel betrayed.
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