Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
Di me a solid and hit me with your car.
i think i gave myself a perma-hangover. or god just hates me.
new rule: i'm not touching his penis until he takes me out to dinner.
you know, if you actually abided by that rule there would be many more successful restauranteurs in ohio.
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
Did you get your crutches off the street sign?
the condom is still stuck, that's what I get for being responsible
Vom Wallet is no more. We now boldly enter a responsible, adult era where we will not throw up liquor onto ourselves.
Whenever I think to myself, "I don't work for a bunch of hours"... It's shot time?
You climbed on top of the bar, shotgunned a 25oz fosters and screamed, Steve Irwin was a God amongst men.
By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
I'M SO HIGH I FORGOT HOW TO EAT A STRAWBERRY. A FUCKING STRAWBERRY.
somehow I wound up on the floor crying about his beard. then telling everyone I'd give him a "lesbian blowjob".
If you find out what that means, show me.
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