I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Don't make out with my wife yet
Strawberries are so good its weird that food is growable
I cut my penus on the lid.
I want a vodka facial right about now. I'm talking about straight vodka bukkake
you were cooking a hot pocket with a grill lighter what did you want me to do
Hey I think I found part of your tooth next to your wine bottle in the floor board of my car.
I was just handed a bible on my walk of shame....are you there god? its tequila tuesday's hangover
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
You put on some guys Birkenstocks that were abandoned on the dance floor overtop of your flats. Then ran out of the bar high gives the bouncer and said "look at my new kicks" then he was like woah wait a minute someone is missing those and made you return them. You were very upset
I gave you keys to my house and drugs. This must mean we're in a relationship.
My walk of shame is starting to become positively reinforcing; I stop by Starbucks and when I leave I look someone just heading to work.
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
Dude you came into the room last night soak and wet and told me you just took a shit in the shower
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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