You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
He was like an evil genius with the clitoris. I don't stand a chance.
Have u Seen that eharmony commercial where the guy goes " I don't know how I could love her anymore, but tomorrow I will'. Yeah that guy should kill himself
Woke up with an epic boner today, the kind where you can spin books and shit on it. FYI: don't try spinning an encyclopedia
Been considering the feasibility of adopting a kangaroo. Yes I'm very serious. And yes I'm very high.
You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
He smells so good today
Seriously, back away from the sexual harrasment suit.
We should drive around in your Jeep on snow days and get stoned while we help random strangers stuck in the snow. So much good karma.
Also my face is like def lowkey made of silly putty
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
It's not "nice." It's the supermodel of dicks.
On a scale of "huh, that's interesting" to "holy porn stars, batman". How good?
Definitely closer to "holy porn stars, batman".
Just packed a snack to eat on the way to McDonald's. That stoned.
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
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