Obv we're gonna bbm each other in bed
I definitely just put my boxers on backwards.
haha now u have to piss out ur bum
watching a depressing episode of spongebob while high is the most depressing thing i have ever experienced
we did it on the carpet and she just yells out "OH. MY PSORIASIS".
just put a funnel in my mouth and pour the tequila in with a little emergen-c
it looked like a condom graveyard when i woke up. they were everywhere
my bedside table was not meant to hold this many beer bottles.
Referring to yourself in third person during sex is apparently an instant turn off
don't ever tell me how terrible your next walk of shame is until you run into your little brother on his way to class.
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
You can not love someone based on who they were when they were 9. Does he know how many dicks I've sucked since then?
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
Mom has wine in a to go cup. It's that kind of night.
You've changed since you got that strap on
I have tasted many bathrooms
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