CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
You came back with four clearly unattractive women and wanted to throw a dance party in my room.
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
Alright I don't know how you'll link it to me but yes I left a nearly empty 12 pack on your trunk
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
Feel better punkin. Your balls will be gently resting on my forehead in no time
He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
Lets just say I tried to pinky promise the cop... So I was fucked up.
Just got a Lifeproof case for Christmas so hold on and tell me how my shower nudes look
8 stitches. Next time I decide to twerk while doing a keg stand, stop me.
Who put my cat in the fridge?
Oh god, I forgot we had sex to Elton John
I’m not washing my pussy with handsoap.
Grandma had me open the boxes that were delivered today. She got a sex swing, I've settled on "You go girl" as my official reaction.
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