found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
I bet they all look and smell like Amy Winehouse
U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
I was going to clean my house but wine sounded better
I'm drinking reisling in a paper cup by myself in the garage.
Just threw up off a chairlift. my life is now complete.
The night was doomed the minute I started taking shots with an apple as a chaser.
I'm drinking Dom Perignon from the bottle with a straw just to piss of some french dude.
She cheated on me with the same state trooper that wrote me a ticket.
I guess now you have a way to keep your license when you bring that up in court.
Dude, you are the most awesome.
You kept asking the bartender if you could "buy a dollar".
I haven't even booked my flights yet and I have my drug supply sorted
She clicked her fingers, said "here boy!", and pointed at her vagina.
He wants me to fart in his mouth and is offering me SOOOO much coke. I'm stuck between a rock and a hard place. GIVE ME ADVICE.
He may have been a dick but he DID give me his Netflix log in. Maybe some good did come of it.
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