Bring mistletoe to the strip club, and they feel obligated. they dont even charge you
yeah. pants. i need to put pants on. i didn't do that last night. big mistake
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
There's nothing like puking in the airport on the way TO Vegas. Something tells me i pregamed a little too hard.
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
As i was blowing him Silent Night came on his iTunes. I said "it isn't christmas" and he moans "yeah it is."
She kept telling the ambulance to sit down and then started crying when we told her it couldn't hear her
Are we hungover?
I got a lapdance from a gay guy in red uggs and spandex shorts with reindeer antlers on. And I don't remember it. Hungover does not even cover it.
Did you just reference Ludacris during my possible pregnancy scare of 2012?!
Look, the fact that I didn't kick him out and rip your clothes off speaks very highly of me.
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
I think this is the rare instance where the babysitter should get sex as payment from the person being babysat plus you'll get birthday sex. It's a win-win.
MY GOD DAMN TV STOPS WORKING EVERY TIME I AM THIS FUCKING HIGH. WHY MUST IT TORMENT ME?!
Sorry I peed on your ottoman
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
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