We're watching an ocean show on Discovery Channel and drinking every time they say "dolphins." PS. Seals kill birds. Tell all your friends.
The only reason I kept his number in my phone for so long is so that hed pay for my abortion.
Just had sex with a girl from Italy. The only english she knew was Obama campaign slogans. Her screaming, "Yes we can!" as I was railing her not only turned me on but allowed my neighbors to know it was consentual.
All i remember before i blacked out is you pointing to a random chick and telling me to bang her for America.
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
Less talking, more tequila
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
I've seen people win free drinks for a lot less dude, no need to drop trou on a piano.
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
I dunno I mean I feel like I owe everyone an apology except the two people I punched in the face
Bitch are you kidding? 2016 is gonna be the year our pussies run for president
Sorry, I didn't know he was with you. The ongoing collapse of Trump has me horny as hell.
I found half a candy bar in my bra today... Melted to my nipple. What a mess. It was still good though.
The report specifies "melted cheese food" as the cause of the burns. Your pride, like your cock, isn't getting out of this without heavy damage.
Randomize
