S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
It's 2:30 on a Friday afternoon. It's snowing and must be about 20 degrees outside. I'm sitting in this class with 300 people using up every ounce of energy and willpower not to puke all over the girl in front of me. This has got to stop.
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
Oh my god I would go to planned parenthood the same day I get my nipples pierced
moral of the story: if your going to mix ambien and free skyclub alcohol, take a direct flight or have a layover in a city you wouldn't mind having to return to for a court date.
I don't know if I'm more excited about getting chipotle or about getting laid
I sent my boyfriend to the bar so I could go out tonight and actually get laid..
Your final is gonna be as easy for you as getting into straight girls' pants is for me.
How good was the sex? She sent me a fruit basket the next day.
Hold on gotta plunge the sink
Is that a euphemism for sex? Either way, have a good time
when I walked in the door they were passed out naked, on top of eachother, with tetris controllers in their hands.
I should probably just LinkedIn request everyone I've ever slept with so they stop popping up on my suggested connections list
He had a temporary tattoo of Justin Bieber on his dick and I still had sex with him
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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