Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
Is it sad i was sitting here thinkin how i would only fuck Rob Pattinson if he was glittery at said time.
some random kid just walked into our apartment with two cases... I don't know who he is but I like him
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
Don't make it weird, I don't think about you when I'm climaxing, it's just that I see you rooting me on.
Asking the homeless man what buss shelter is the warmest was not a good idea
Getting drunk and throwing things at people isnt the same with you not here. Remember when you dislocated my elbow and then popped it back in in one motion?
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
You ran into the tattoo shop screaming PIERCE MY TITIES
I'm in the kitchen making quiche for my fuck buddy and his wife. I'm probably not the chick to get dating advice from.
Can we talk about how i drunkenly changed the timezone on my phone last night and just showed up to work an hour early
Invitations to sext will not be acknowledged until 10 a.m. EST. Thank you for your cooperation. We apologize for any inconvenience.
It's sunday night and I just went to the store to buy cookie dough and condoms, I'm so proud of myself.
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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