Ugh I just know that when I take off his pants his underwear will have Megan's Law written all over them.
Update: no underwear. Greeeeen light.
"Hung over, tired and having a faint scent of some body butter and random pieces of glitter from a girl named gigi, almost arrested in drug bust, $40 Canadian in my pocket and all i got was this lousy Tshirt" shirts dont exist, but they need to
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
he attacked my vagina with the force of a thousand suns
Question: If I got in a car accident and lost my memory of us, would you work your way back just so we could be fuck buddies again?
I'm watching The Vow and just need to know that I'm loved in some way
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
Also, I would just like to reiterate my apologies for tearing up in the grocery store.
Can we just smoke a few bowls and eat grilled cheese while drunk in our hotdog suits at 9am ?
I woke up in a toga after going to a Hawaiian party. I don't even know.
We are trying to penis chicken awkward them out. But I think it's a gay wedding. Backfiring. Heavily.
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
I have to sleep with him. We're too much alike. It's like clash of the titans, except instead of clashing, he's putting it in me.
If I die bedazzle my coffin please.
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
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