Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
I sent her a Relationship Request on Facebook last night, she accepted and we fucked.. I changed my Relationship Status to Single, I think she'll get the point
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
We had unprotected sex and she's eating life cereal for breakfast. The universe is telling me get the plan b for her
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
One reason I feel like garbage: Kraft single wine shots
I really am. The stoner chick wants to get a python.
He had seven beers and tap-danced on the table like a pro. HOW DOES HE DO IT
can't decide if i look like a hooker or a missing member of Poison today
Walk of shame: Easter Edition. He is risen.
If I had your job the next day id be on the news. And not the good news. Like fox & friends. Nancy grace would have my ass.
I let him use my phone and now I keep getting gay cruise ads, I guess he forgot to mention something.
And then you poured the rest of the vodka into salsa and added the alcohol soaked pineapples and grapes and said "don't touch my salsa breakfast".
I love you. Doing a double. Going to die. It will be painful. Let the world know i partied. God, did i party.
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