We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
be a good friend and just tell me i'm not pregnant
Just so you know, coffee creamer+water does not = milk.
Its piss that you smell... I borrowed that shirt last week. Sooo, wanna grab some laundry soap on your way home? And good luck on your date.
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
It's an open bar on a yacht... I'm going to drown.
bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
she puked ON me while she was on top, worst holiday hookup ever
She woke me up with an urgent call telling me she was rolling on Mollie and swimming in the ocean. I mean that's just great. If she drowns, I'll feel responsible.
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
you asked the cab driver if he wanted to meet your parents, last night.
2016 is coming through for me, I'm renaming it the year of great dick
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