butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
we saw you sitting at the door of the dorm trashed, wrapped in DANGER tape with a stolen balloon around your wrist
I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
As I was puking last night I told them "it's ok I'm a paramedic"
just got booed by the entire restaurant.
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
YOU'RE FORCING ME TO BLOW A GUY BY NOT ANSWERING MY CALLS
Just had hot animal sex with the guy who had been sending me 10 second selfie snapchats for the past month
I love how you sexted me before you told me happy birthday. Thank you.
it's ok my mom asked me why i had a guys shirt on and also why there was chocolate all over my bra
Haha it's harder than you'd think to come up with ways to turn your penis into a Christmas drawing
I think the biggest problem with being overhigh is when the kitchen was on fire and I was pointing and laughing and eating rootbeer oreos like it was fucking Ozzfest 2000
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