Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
why weren't you at the audition last night?
booty call before role call
There are Star Wars cutouts in his basement. Obi Wan Kenobe watched me give him a handjob.
Is snow just God skeeting all over the place??
Yes. Yes it is.
He grabbed every salt shaker in the apartment and we haven't seen him since. He really really doesn't want to shovel snow anymore.
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
Puked in the hotel lobby and just kept walking. I love mardi GRAS.
he has the hands of the vagina gods.
It's official drugs can't kill me
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
Wrapped in a blanket, just ate a whole party pizza. All my dreams are coming true and you don't even care.
I think if my mom ever finds out about my nipple piercings I'll just be like "mom, tbh it's a sex thing"
Also I just took Ritalin with coffee so if anyone wants to know what numbers sound like, I got you
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
It's 3 am. Nothing I've tried can get the taste of failure and vomit out of my mouth.
Randomize
