Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
just thought you should know that she got home at about 6am.... totally wasted. she was locked out and when i finally came to the door she was on a patio across the street with some random making hotdogs on somebodys elses bbq.
turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
I'm drinking reisling in a paper cup by myself in the garage.
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
I'm taking her home. She just told a 90 yo woman in a packers hat to "suck her cock".
Just found out he cheated on me last night. But its Shark Week so I will deal with it next week.
Nothing says I'll be 22 tomorrow like washing the vomit out of your hair at 4pm
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
I might as well just sew it shut at this point.
Is it something I'm going to want to hug you for or slap you for?
Umm my dog ate your vibrator. Sorry 😬
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
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