once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
oh and he was serious.
BEES IN MY FUCKING PANTS. HELP.
You were running around the house covered in syrup, with shredded down pillow feathers on your body screaming "AFLACK!" at everyone
you spent the like half the night trying to figure out the puzzles on the back of the captn crunch box
He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
I just heard someone say "gosh-darnit" and they didn't have a southern twang. I worry for New York.
He said hes taking shrooms and watching jurassic park so we're making a t-rex costume
we need ur ladder
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
Somehow ed fucked carrie while purposely not saying a single word to her all night. He just nodded and smiled.
Would it have been easier if he talked to her?
Yeah, but i bet him he couldn't do it. Now he gets a free taco bell combo of his choosing.
I'll never be able to have sex on these sheets. I'd have to cover up the eyes of every single Elmo.
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
He's nice to look at and knows the difference between your and you're. I win.
I don't know about this Sanders guy after all. I'm voting for MYSTERY BABYLON, WHORE OF ALL THE EARTH
Hillary?
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
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