You work out of a Hotel?
he just told me about his fetish for rubbing grape jelly on his penis.
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
He had me believing he was actually British until he came and used his real voice.
thing about being the result of a teen pregnancy is that all my baby pictures are of my mom and dad holding me around their stoned college friends.
I really resent how she stayed home and ruined my plans to watch sci-fi and masturbate.
Also what is the name of Americas thing where we had a holy obligation to expand westward? I'm going name my new lighter that.
I have words... I can't think of them tho. they keep melting together and forming you and I just want to hump it.
My vag is like the Sahara
Ew that's gross.
The sad truth. Barren and empty.
You made me drive your car so you could give the dude from the parking lot a BJ in the back seat. Classy.
I'm eating hummus off of my stomach right now.
I think if my mom ever finds out about my nipple piercings I'll just be like "mom, tbh it's a sex thing"
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
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