I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
Pissed on my Blackberry at the Astros game. Wish me luck explaining that one at work.
They threw me out of the bar because I was arguing business ethics with the owner of th bar
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
Her boobs looked like leather oven mitts. No more cougar hunting for awhile.
You stood in front of a yellow Camaro and kept yelling at it to "Transform already!!!!".. yeah, I'd say you were pretty wasted.
Chinese roommate asked me this a.m when u left if all girls here have multiple boyfriends..
I found someone's tooth on the stairs when I was vacuuming, and my sister found a catheter in the men's bathroom... this cleaning job is dangerous
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
Well once I told her I had a girlfriend she actually got more aggressive. Then Danielle called me and she saw the pic of the two of us on my phone and immediately said "can my caller I'd pic be me sitting on your face" wtf?
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
I'm going to take a nap so I don't feel like a stripper sneezed in my mouth tomorrow morning at work.
I'm still pretty drunk right now, but when this hangover hits me, I'm going to be super pissed. It's a preemptive never drinking again.
Never underestimate the power of titties
I woke up to him watching me sleep and after I told him it was over he asked if we were still on for Vegas next weekend
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