she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
i think you shook his penis after he was done peeing.
Pants on the Ground is the theme song of my life
I think my penis and your vagina just became best friends last night.
Found a left over fake Olympic medal from our party last weekend. Awarded it to a random girl in the bar last night. Its the only thing she was wearing this morning when she woke up at my place.
Well, we missed our public lewdness court date. Looks like were going to jail in Alabama ...
I ended up in a shower with 9 people and a bunch of unopened beer last night. I think I got peed on. Hands were everywhere. We sold the peed on beer to people knocking on the hotel room door.
Wow, now I'm sad I didn't go.
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
Totally shot down my boss for sex today. Approaching this weekend with a clear conscience and an untouched vagina.
And he's in a frat. Everyone in a frat is gay. It's science.
I'm literally the definition of crunk, sunburnt, and dehydrated. I'm going to die tomorrow.
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
Everybody at Lexi's party found out I'm both a screamer and a moaner after he ate me out on the pool table downstairs. Just another sunday night in Alaska
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