do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
If you win this game of words with friends, ill suck you off for 30 minutes. No lie.
I cant last that long. Do i get the rollover minutes?
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
How did she break his doorknob?
That was our fault. We put a chair under the doorknob so that she wouldn't wander out of his room in the middle of the night and jump into bed with her ex. But she's stronger than we thought.
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
I don't know whether to call the hospital or call the prison first.
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
His dick was so bent it was like fucking captain hook's hand for 2 hours
I was just thinking about all the dick I could catch while I am home. But then I realized I am too lazy to get out of my pjs and leave my cat.
He was like the most intimidating looking guy you've seen in your life except he was really shittily doing the two step
"fuck it, let's do moonshine" shouldn't be in ANYONE'S vocabulary.
the fact that I can still put my shoes on is a testament to the fact that I can outdrink these bros
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