can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
last night i found out that about 5 of my friends audio recorded us having sex through the bedroom door, then auto tuned it in the tpain app on his iphone.
hes so high that he's convinced hes a duck. hes squating in the bathtub quacking. that was NOT JUST pot.
I just delivered a ham and cheese to a strip club. you were right this job is not that bad
it's pretty bad when you go in bed bath and beyond and recognize 6 different bed spreads you've had sex on
Do you think we're allowed to sign male strippers into the building with a valid id?
I should start handing out wavers before I have sex with someone. 1. Do you have anything to do tomorrow? 2. Are you ok with sleeping 12 hours from exhaustion. 3. Are you ok with a limp?
This is God's way of telling me He loves me and wants me to be a cocktease.
Go forth my daughter and give blue balls to all who may gaze upon your tits.
Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
ugh I gave him morning sex and he doesn't even text me back for my bagel order
After an hour of searching for my pants, we had three people looking. They were finally found in the oven.
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
My neighbor was my D.A.R.E officer and I feel like I've defeated him by smoking weed outside everyday
He was eating me out on a picnic table on the frame lake trail and right after I came, a group of hikers walked around the corner. Stood up just in time
And this is one of the many reasons why you need a car.
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