You work out of a Hotel?
I'm smoking weed out of a trumpet
I just did a slip and slide down the hall way of my apartment building
Tie
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
He gets a blow job and all I get is a huge scar on my arm ... how is this fair?
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
I've come to the conclusion while folding laundry and watching porn that I may be dead inside.
Just because you graduated a semester early, doesn't mean you can take a semester off of drinking. Sorry.
GET OVER HERE. HOTTIE ALERT
^^^This is why you should have charged your phone prior to going out.
no, but he did start crying. who the fuck is 30, covered in tattoos and crys about an ex? get your shit together, man.
Wat day did I have sex in my sleep? I just made a Dr appt for Friday and I want to talk to her about it
I was high last night eating a fudge bar and making eggs with toast and corned beef hash for a 2 am snack and my dad asked what I was and the only reply I could think of was "I'm an adult."
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
She referred to my balls as rotund and handsome
He let me share his family pack of hot pockets with him. Chivalry isn't dead after all.
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