trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
Ah, the precious few moments between when i wake up and when i realize why i'm sleeping on a treadmill.
If we both stop thinking about your penis for just a moment, we'd realize it is important and good that you are spending quality time with your family
she made out with a stripper. how was scrabble night with your girlfriend
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
i refuse to hook up with a girl that looks like drew carey.
Whenever we go out my brain flips on autopilot, straight to blackout.
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
Today is an "outside sex" kind of day.
I'm a lady. Ladies do NOT hump the floor.
Should I rub the neighbors amazon package in the dog shit they left on the front steps?
You win. I am a lesbian who maybe slightly jaded. I didn't mean to throw the knife at you head.
So, I almost went hone with a French guy and a drag queen. Together. Then I became sober enough to realize, that's not my style.
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