just won a stolen shopping cart in a dance off in a parking lot.
I woke up with ten beers in my bag that hoarded at the party last night. Rally? Its five somewhere.
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
All I remember about walking back home was that I maced my shadow.
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
yeah he couldn't walk in a straight line and started throwing up and told the cop he just has an astigmatism
I'm trying to spell out I love you with a series of photos of my penis, but I just realized I can't do the Y of you
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
Hey we need to step our game up. Dad has us beat; he stole a vending machine once.
Okay... I just said "preach it" to the pokemon theme song. I'm hammered.
I'm making mistakes. Coming up with girl now
I hate me. That girl was hiiiiideous.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
The girl at the liquor store remembered me as "the girl who pays in hundreds" so she didn't ID me
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