doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Blackout barefoot maybe pregnant
Good decisions....
Just got blue box Mac and cheese things are looking up
Left for charity run at 5AM. Saw a pigeon eating last night's vomit and a pair of shame-walkers in high heels. Nature at it's finest.
the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
we agreed that it was acceptable to get the cat high as long as we gave her a lot of food.
I think the duck is in my room. You have no idea how much worse a duck makes a hangover
The kid in the park, who was on a leash I might add, looked at us and yelled "stranger danger" before hiding behind his dad
let's just say if he has a penis and he hypothetically needs to put it somewhere... i would take care of that for him.
I just puked behind a tree outside work, then walked past my manager with puke in my hair. Man, I'm gonna miss this when I get a real job.
Did you get an erection too during Paul Ryan's speech?
BTW, you ever shave a dick into my dog, I'll cut you. I'll laugh first, but then I'll cut you
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
I smell like hot dogs and captain morgan it's 11:20 am what is my life
dollar rum and cokes, see you on the dark side of infinity
All I can taste is Pickle Juice and Cocaine.
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