I can't get in trouble, i'm smoking a bong in the office right now
she was so ugly that the sight of her made me shiver and then i had to play it off like a draft blew by that only i felt.
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
You insisted on take shots off of plates.
Please tell me you're throwing the cats into this foot of snow.
Tell your boss that he's keeping you from eating a fuck sundae off of these 36-24-36 34 D's waiting for you at home on Valentine's Day.
Mark just took 50mg Viagra. Tonight should be interesting for the neighbors.
"The cab driver felt bad for us so he stopped to buy us chocolates. That counts as a valentine!"
I just got the most majestic image of a potato sack full of dildos getting whipped at your head in slow motion.
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
Apparently I was telling them, "I AM A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN AND I DON'T NEED YOU TO HOLD MY HAIR," and I pulled my hair back and puked.
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
All I remember was my mom walking through the door, and then me asking her if she wanted a hit.
Randomize
