i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
Someone should tell Glenda that I only hang with her because she makes me look prettier.
I just put lube in Matt's bellybutton. He looks unhappy.
Beer is about to convince me to do something really stupid.
People are handing out olympic condoms downtown, just put it on and it broke, this is how there trying to raise the population. Very sneaky canadian government, very sneaky
he was drinking cheap vodka with warm tap water and a packet of crystal light. if that's not an alcoholic then idk what is
You went around chanting "dinosaur period" and drinking tomato soup from the can.
Just had to hide the fact that I'm not wearing underwear from my 7 year old niece.
Koalas always seemed like really high little puppy kittens to me.
Well THAT'S the last time I buy beer and baby wipes in the same Walmart run ... just wanted to shout I USE THEM TO REMOVE MY MAKEUP, YOU ASSHOLES
she was braiding my hair and singing forever young while she vommed everywhere at the same time. Talent.
let me drop the bass on your empty vagina syndrome
Hooked up with a guy resembling a bearded Cher. I need the lenses on my beer goggles fixed. Pronto.
Hun your dick isn't big enough for you to be that lame and predictable
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
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