think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
We stayed in and smoked weed and watched Dreamgirls. We made each other's vaginal lips sing the songs. Mine was Beyonce, hers was Jamie Foxx. I think this is one of those times you're jealous you're not an awesome lesbian.
Found out why I didn't have to go drug test. My boss grew pot to pay for grad school.
Mom just referred to a 9 year old as "this bitch", so I'd say day drinking was a success.
I told her the party couldn't handle my playlist LAZERBAWLS and I was right. Cops in the basement, orgy in the kitchen, jousting in the living room.
Dude, I'm trippin balls. For real, I thought this bag on my floor was my dog for the longest time...
IM GOING TO SIT ON YOUR FACE AND CHANT 'I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN'
As much of a hooker as I am you don't slam where you drink
Updates: Made out with a teletubby last night in the middle of the street #lifegoals
My boss stocked the communal fridge with Gatorade. It's like he wants me to come in hungover.
He corrected my spelling during sexting.
He in a way got kinda cockblocked by Jesus
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