Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
Bleh. If he hadn't ascended into heaven and sat at the right hand of the father, Jesus would be rolling over in his grave right now.
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
Googled "can you put dry ice in your drink?" I'm safee
believe me... letting the man that delivered you from your mother's vagina do shots off your stomach is really fucking awkward.
she works at a police station now. i think thats the definition of keeping your enemies closer.
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
Look dude, you cant keep blaming everything on the new years party. Its february...
Fell in the ditch running from the pizza guy I stole the pizza from. If you are still at my house come find me, pretty sure I need stitches.
I'm not sure what happened. But I must have won because I obviously stole two full pitchers of beer from the bar and taped a note on them saying "your welcome"
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
We found her on the doorstep. Just layin down going, "I made it home!! Aren't you proud??!"
And please let him know I don't normally go off on long rants about feminist theory. That was totally the vodka talking.
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
When you didn't respond I figured you must be busy so I'm home in my pj's 2 beers in and stoned from weed I got from my gaybours. They also gave me cake. I'm not moving from this recliner.
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