I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.
And what brought this epiphany?
I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later
I learned much from the teen babysitter: I can light a cigarette in a microwave.
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
cant help it. i get a boner every time that shake weight infomercial comes on
And if not, hey- I've never had a restraining order before, so that will be cool
It could be our claim to fame
Done. I'll pack a cooler.
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
i think my love is proven by the fact that i still want to have sex with you after this conversation
I'm really proud of myself for not blacking out yet this weekend!
It's a Thursday.
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
Today's goal is to get out of bed, before I take a shit. This might be hard
Pass or fail tho
sorry for pouring tequila vodka and whiskey down your throat and left you to sleep on a table
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
i just woke up in my dog's bed, on my parents floor, my outfit on backwards, and a bottle of lube poured down my pocket.
Randomize
