After he came all over my face, he proceeded to give me a high five. I can't even act upset because I always put myself in these situations. Did I mention D3: Mighty Ducks was playing in the background?
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
I'm actually pretty neutral about a lot of things. I'm like Switzerland with a penis.
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
I am assuming I was his dirty Mardi Gras mistake and I can live with that
I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
Is it uncouth to have a themed intervention? I know how much you like Star Wars.
I'm sitting at my desk looking through our payroll system photos to find my next boyfriend. Abuse of power or awesome?
Twist to Josh's story, he had a gyro in his hand and never dropped it even after he got knocked the fuck out
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
Dont worry, the Canadians are more afraid of you then you are of them.
if wiping your ass w an envelope isnt the definition of hitting "financial rock bottom " then nothing is!
she wants homewrecking advice
are you gonna teach her your ways?
obvs. i'm like her yoda.
I’m gonna stop you right there. The last time you had a “brilliant” idea, I woke up to my kitchen covered in flour and a javelin through my tv.
You know the story of the boner party, right? They got stuck in the mountains and ate each other?
It was the Donner party... boner party was the porn version...
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