you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
I'm at the gas station where we got beef jerky and condoms. The fact that those two are in the same sentence makes me love you more.
getting kicked in the face by someone doing a keg stand. just my luck
She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
she was wide awake when they drew a treasure map on her face the she passed out and they played like 7 games of tic tac toe haaa how was your new years
they bet me shots that I couldn't give people piggyback rides around the club just cause I'm 125lbs and a girl...I had a line forming after the third guy.
I just won't go as hard tonight. Four dollar ladies night drink or drown is not a good idea for me. I like to get my money's worth.
Im just a social blackout drinker.
I didn't want to have to tell you this, violating our brother/sister code not to discuss these things but: for the love of christ stop inviting that 21 year old idiot I slept with for six months to EVERY PARTY WE THROW.
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
I mean.. listen to "Put It In My Mouth" and you'll get the gist of my voicemail for you.
why is there blood on my car? and are we still friends?
Do I go to spinning class and try to redeem myself from going drunk, or do I wait a week and hope they forget I fell of the bike?
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
Randomize
