Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
how do I set my phone to only ring when I'm asleep when sex is certain?
I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
You know, there is no convenient place for your beer when you are on shrooms taking a shower.
On a lighter note, the guy I gave a lap dance to then fell asleep on his crotch just facebook friend requested me..
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
Don't be embarrassed its me, I've licked your taint.
He forehead kissed me AND THEN asked what I was thinking. I'm taking away his man card.
So I just watched a seagul attack my boss and steal his food in the parking lot. Today might not be a bad day lmfao.
Last night’s booty call turned into a cuddlefest. Get your game face on, we’re hunting dick tonight
Nothing like having a family watch you dry heave at the end of the dock
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
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