dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
She just asked me if I was going to kiss her cat goodby too... This is why we don't stay till last call.
Just hide your weed in your baby brothers shirt. TSA wont check a baby, thats fucked up
He just gave a drunken 7 minute speech on how to make the perfect grilled cheese. he explained types of butter and cheeses....i think i love him
Stole every fake plant from the lobby and placed it in front of you're apartment door, Enjoy!
He SHOWED UP to the party wearing one shoe and a dinosaur hat. He kept lifting up his shirt and asking people to bite his nipple.
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
how are you shocked you fucked her? sure shes hot, but she also washed your beerpong balls in her mouth..... you should probably get tested.
you 2 were alone in the living room and the dog walked in and you started yelling what are all these people doing in here
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
After hearing her fall down in the shower for the third time, I decided to go check on her.
i knew as soon as i met you that i was gonna be the designated driver
Bro, she said my penis was the best thing to happen to her mouth since teeth.
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
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