So I have to go swallow an entire zebra. Ur on ur own girl.
PS - I'm in bed with an 18 yr old-am I a cougar?
No - puma.
Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
To say the least, now you know you're a proper lady, passing a field sobriety test in heels...
He said i looked like a shooting star sprawled out on the floor while i puked and i kept blaming "senor cuervo" for doing me dirty.
I left my pipe in my center console with a bowl packed when I took my car to the shop, and when I picked it up the weed had been smoked, but my oil change was only half price.
Would it be weird if your parents sold me weed?
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
This is not a costume party, I'm just wearing fairy wings.
Of course you are.
He was having this drunk emotional breakdown and I was just trying to cheer him up but instead fell and dumped the whole pickle jar on me
It was cool though because he was fine afterwards and somehow I convinced them I did it on purpose...
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
Help. Why am I so naked?
So naked ping pong was a mistake... Looks like we were attacked by an octopus.
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