I kind of had a moment like that kid whose mom cancelled his WoW subscription, except I didn't try to shove a remote control up my own ass.
my sisters under your porch take her home
Found my sandals in your freezer this morning, THANKS
it wouldnt have been so bad but she still had the cowboy hat on when my mom walked in
i just know my balls have never hurt this bad before
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
Sorry my moustache came off because I was face first in a layered bucket full of jello shots.
It was an "I snuck in through the window at 5am with my underwear in my pocket" kind of night.
Who are you to come into MY house and tell me when I can or cannot take my pants off?
After I asked for my 6th Gin & Tonic, the look on the flight attendant's face started to make me feel bad about myself.
Now we just need to figure out why your underwear was in your bra
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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