Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
The guy next to me is watching porn. EVERYTIME I COME TO THE LIBRARY SOME RANDOM GUY NEXT TO ME LOOKS AT PORN.
I just had to ask my dad for money to pay for my birth control. I've hit financial rock bottom.
I want to apologize in advance in the event I put my boobs in your face
Going to get a "plan B"urrito
Dude I really need to stop drinking. I chugged a whole bottle of ketchup last night.
He's bought his dick a cell phone. A cell phone. For his dick...
He gave me the number and told me that I if I want to hook up again, I have to call his penis.
I wish I could remember her name, I mean we fucked and all, but it woulda been nice to tag her in the instagram pics.
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
So from zero to dumpster fire, how shitty do you feel this morning? I'm hovering somewhere around trainwreck.
He wants to buy me a wedding ring and pretend to be married to someone else when we fuck. It actually makes me wet thinking about it.
I broke another vibrator the other day. Abstinence is not for me.
Thank you for being so charming, but do you have syphilis?
Love it. I wish you see me right now. I'm counting cash on my bed with no shirt on, beauty and the beast sound track on blast. Fucking creepin it up.
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