Is it bad that my booty call's snoring was more interesting than the sex we had last night?
Just passed an anti-circumcision dude with a sign. Handing-out-bibles guy has been officially one-upped.
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
after he fucked me and not his girlfriend, i told him to be a gentleman and close his eyes as i ran to the bathroom naked. so sweet.
your definition of "gentleman" is so absurd.
Urine might work for jellyfish stings, but we found out it doesn't work well for nose bleeds...
I just spent 30 minutes cleaning out my coleman grill. Did you really have to have grilled yogurt?
In your defense, I really thought capturing that alligator would have been a lot more awesome and a lot less tragic.
RIP Mr Bojangles.
Nobody has seen her in 3 days. Should we call the cops or hope this is just another drunk Carmen San Diego game she's playing?
Im calling him
was mistake calling. If you drunk dial someone you deserve to choke on a tubesock. Take the advice. Always remember
figured after she passed out and i threw up in her bed, morning sex would be pushing it.
Because you stood over the Ice luge screaming STONE COLD and poured beer on everyone
Had a grope session with a girl who looked like my Mom and had the same name as her as well. I think therapy is in order.
His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
My vibrator box just fell off the table and hit my cat in the head, he is a little stunned. Good thing I went medium size
I didn't have anyone to cheers so I tapped my beer on your fish tank... a little too hard
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