Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
I swiped a lunchable and a gatorade from my one night stand's fridge, does it count as a date now since a meal was included?
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
I'm wearing your poncho, and only your poncho. I'm not getting pulled over like this.
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
We were dancing and she was clawing my stomach like a fat kid getting to a half broken pinata.
bro, your right, i shouldn't feel embarrassed about taking shots from a penis-shaped ice sculpture
The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
It's six am and her daughter just walked in on her mom and roomful of naked people playing strip spoons. glad Im apart of that childhood memory....
You know it's time to call it a night when every guy in the bar (all 3 of them) have seen you naked at one time or another.
This hangover is too legit right now. I just sneezed and almost puked
I guess you know it was a good night when you find your ripped underwear in your pocket, and a nerf bullet falls out of your pant leg 😂😂
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
How was the tequila? Are you making bad decisions yet?
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