i hope the fucking fire crotch burns his mouth
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
he took off my shirt and said 'oh my god the legends are true'
i woke up to my roomate hitting me in the head with a can of PBR at 8:30 in the morning...i love spring break
so it turns out that "condoms galore" does, indeed, come up on your bank statement
remember that response paper i wrote naked, at 745am still drunk with a naked dude in my bed? yeah, totally got an a- on that. and he loved my insight.
Remember when you picked me up from my walk of shame with a bike, I came out wearing a Ninja Turtle costume and you let me ride the pegs to thoroughly display the embarassment
pregamed for the floor meeting. so stoned. i keep thinking my RA is shrinking.
These girls just walked into this party as reverse cowgirls... Wearing cowboy clothes all backwards
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
Tomorrow I need you to slap me in the face. I'll explain then
He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.
Saw throw up in the parking lot at work, glad I'm not the only one. But now the search begins.
Mary's wearing shades at her desk, brilliant!
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