Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
The walk of shame is far, far worse on crutches.
My mom is wearing Ed Hardy. There aren't words.
She talked about nothing but beanie babies for 45 minutes. I'm never getting high with her again.
it was the drunk execution of a sober decision, and its much more tasteful than the first mullet
Some guy seriously just got Jimmy Johns delivered to him at the graduation ceremony. This cannot be real life.
We were dancing and she was clawing my stomach like a fat kid getting to a half broken pinata.
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
Maybe you can just make seal noises during sex and we can call it good
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
Fuck you. All I remember from last night is telling random people that I'm in a "judgement free zone" then I threw up
She told me the next morning I stared at her tits for like 15 minutes with binoculars from only a few seats away.
you thought the best thing to say to him was "you aint no fuckin cop"
Well I thought I saw everything and then I saw Christmas themed poop bags at Petco.
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