he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills
so there is either a lot of blood or a lot of wine in the shower....
I don't remember much, but my night is dated pre-Jaeger and post-Jaeger. Also, my boss may or may not have tucked me in.
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
the good news is that i vommed the last of my humanity last night.
welcome to the club.
hot boxing the bathroom at chili's. where the fuck are you, it's too big of a box for just one person.
The best of us have puked in our office garbage cans. I just hope yours wasn't the metal mesh kind...and bagless like mine. Rock n roll office manager.
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
Like how hard is it to come up to me with chocolate and wine and say "hey, you're beautiful. Wanna marathon Doctor Who in sweatpants?" Hell yes!
I kept on yelling at him to get his shit together as he was puking
I'll only sleep there if we can bone on your balcony.
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
It's one PM on a Saturday and I'm sitting here drinking Jack, eating a block of cheese and playing Minecraft. Please tell me you can come drag me to a bar.
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