I can’t believe the potential orgy I left behind at Waffle House.
he was dropping me off and i told him i had to go to the bathroom and i leaned into kiss him and he asked how i went to the bathroom with a tampon up there... he was amazed that their was a third hole...and wanted me to show him where it was
Hooked up with my first aid and cpr teacher last night. She dressed as a lifeguard and brought me back to life. Beat that.
Girl farted next to me in class and then denied my high five
we weren't quite sure what was on that mirror, so we snorted it and hoped for the best
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
He taped the number 420 over all of his clocks
Ohh man do you know how awkward it is to keep eye contact and have a normal conversation with someone while their hand is in your vagina?
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
Had sex in a cemetery last night during a thunderstorm. I feel like my goth points have skyrocketed
Oh and Dustin informs me I'm a legend amongst the freshman, if you were wondering about my street cred
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
Don't remember anything. Melissa just said I kept saying welcome to the bat cave
I yelled out "blow jobs!" in my macroeconomics class. Ask me more about how my life is spiraling out of control.
had more orgasms than hours of sleep last night
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