oh so you have enough money for the third eye blind concert but not enough for the morning after pill?
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
i say over christmas we have a beer pong competition with the cousins and see who really has the best genes in the family.
I woke up with $100 in my pocket and I was so excited until I found an atm receipt for a $500 withdrawal. Not as exciting.
She just referred to her vagina as "this bitch".
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
It was either the harsh truths I was divulging or the liquor..... But either way, I made mom puke
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
I just need a text that says "put that food down bitch" and then maybe I'll lose water weight through tears
NoShamevember. You game?
I think if my mom ever finds out about my nipple piercings I'll just be like "mom, tbh it's a sex thing"
Why put me through the conflicting battle of being happy for your vagina but sad for my vagina for no reason ahole
I don't work there anymore. If they had Prince themed dildo parties i never would have quit
Im so drunk and the cops showed up so i ran on all 4's through the woods because i had no shoes hoping they would mistake me for a fox
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