i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
do you think you could subtly ask him about the dimensions of his penis?
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
my professor saw me buying beer for the super bowl and said go patriots. thats how i know im getting an A in his class.
He went to WalMart with $30 and came back with a watch, a basketball and an engagement ring.
Brian got his first ever blow job last night. We should make him a scrapbook.
It was like in the Christmas carol when the guy pulls his robe back and 2 small children appear... except this time it was a massive scrotum
Well its all fun and games until you get naked with your ex in the shower. that's NOT flirting
I only drink at bars with bathrooms big enough to have sex in.
Saw the guy I once slept with, he was buying Beer and shit tone of diapers. Glad to see how 2016 will turn out.
I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
I teamed up with my vagina. I compromised his morals and then she corrupted him for good. It’s been a very successful and slutty partnership
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