I wanna crawl in your skin and have dreams about Bobby Kennedy tonight.
we were taking shots of hot tequila, which is even worse than it sounds
i'm almost done photoshopping my face on his wife. it's a done deal
still drunk. talking shit to the doc drawing my blood. this has no upside
Yea...coming from the girl who didn't understand why m&ms and tequila wasn't a "suitable diet"
could hear acupuncture therapist getting blown in the next room over the whale music
Oh man. Realized I was high when I realized how long I'd been watching Roseanne
Just keep my face away from hard objects. And by that I do not mean erect penised.... those are totally fine. It's more just things like rocks, table edges, blunt objects, etc so I don't get another concussion.
He wanted me naked, so I got naked. You can't hold that against me.
I am day drunk. Get ready to see my dick.
you haven't really lived until you are in a situation where your vagina is hanging out
Naked. naked and bneed help.
I need time to grow out my leg hair and not be sad anymore
My dad found my bra hanging from my rear view mirror. Happy long weekend.
Liz Cheney wasn’t exactly on my list of women I expected to be saying “YAS QUEEN” for in 2021 but here we are
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