When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
You know your in college when you decide house chores with games of beer pong...
You suck. You're fired. I need to find a less reasonable voice-of-reason.
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
that girl from work that wants to bone me just said 'the last time i went this long without sex was in jail'. sup, red flag
What's grosser: using a dirty sex towel as an oven mitt? or using the oven to reheat superbowl bean dip for dinner?
She got turned on by my fanny pack full of condoms. I can't believe you said it was a bad idea to wear it to the party.
We lost power at midnight which freaked out my roomate and friends. The power came back on 30 minutes later. We are now at the bar having "the rapture came and we were left behind" shots
The cop let us off with a warning because I had more Twitter followers than he did. The future is terrifying.
I re-seduced my fuck buddy...must be the luck of the Irish!
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
im about to go through the checkout with 3 flasks and a wedding card. let the judgement begin!
update: cashier guessed cash bar before i could say anything. completely bypassed "dry" and knew cash bar right away. i love this state.
He asked me how many starwars references he could make before i no longer find him attractive.
You can make out without kissing
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