Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
update: the house isnt on fire anymore, but he is still pissing on all your stuff.
the house was on fire??
shit I thought I told you.
Someone just uploaded pictures on facebook of you making out with random girls. I'm telling you because I'm assuming you don't remember anything, but the 236 pictures in the album should give you a good clue.
you know it's the perfect hook up when you don't have any friends in common with his girlfriend on facebook.
By the end of the cruise, there was literally nothing in our room he hadn't peed on.
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
She drove all the way from Austin to have sex with me. I think it's a safe assumption my dick will have an easy life in college.
i gave up on the vacation being fun the night i ate all the marshamallows out of the lucky charms while everyone else was having sex in the condo
Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
I got so stoned last night I thought I was in second grade again
Well he wouldn't kiss me so I made out with a German girl, took a shot with my boss, and I think I sprained my ankle. It was a quiet Sunday for me.
The last time I saw her someone was carrying her on a bike and she was yelling that she was E.T.
He motorboated me, gave me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, then disappeared into the night.
Find him and marry him.
Okay, this next statement may sound like a red flag but I'm tellin you, shotgunning those two beers really helped me love my child more effectively. Honest.
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
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